The booty shake, the splits, the slow rock of the hips while holding my arms in the air… Oh how that takes me back. If any of you noticed me at the 2004 senior prom, you will probably remember how I grabbed two random girls and started dancing like this.
Entries from April 2007
April 26, 2007
Porno in History
I watched a video in my history class today, there was a ton of sex scenes; male and female nudity, a lesbo scene, and a lot of erotic novel imagery (buff dudes with long hair, riding horses, with their shirts off). There is nothing more awkward than watching a sex scene with your professor and [...]
April 21, 2007
The 9 Circles of Myspace
First, let me say that you are only out of hell (myspace) if you don’t have a myspace, which, in turn, leaves only a few on the straight and narrow.
The 9 circles of myspace:
You have a myspace. You do not have any layouts on your page. No surveys. You are [...]
