September 2, 2007...8:39 am

Chupacabra Discovered!!

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It was found in Texas by some old lady. Read All about it here.

We better be careful, the Chupacabra is expanding its territory. Soon, it’ll be a faceoff between Chupacabra and Bigfoot. Goatsucker vs fuzzy gorilla-thing. Who would you bet on? If my Mexican instincts are correct, I would say Chupacarbra. Primarily because, you know the saying, mess with one bean… Sasquatch wouldn’t know what hit him. Plus, did you ever see Harry and the Hendersons? Bigfoot ain’t nothing but a pussy. A pussy who likes to make cop car sounds.

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