September 8, 2007...12:00 am

What Devendra Does Before A Show

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The reason why Eric and Icame up with this list is because we were waiting for an hour for Devendra to start. That was after the opener; it was a very odd setup. To waste time, Eric and I tried to figure out what Banhart was doing. Here are my ideas.

5. Watch Hogan Knows Best

4. 24 Hour

DB: Okay, one drop-set then I’ll head to the ballroom.

3. Myspace Survey. It’s one of those ones regarding your top 8.

1. Have you ever kissed your number 1?

DB: A gentleman never kisses and tells… ;)

2. What’s the craziest thing you and your number 2 have done?

DB: Skipped school all day and hung out at Dairy Queen.

3. Would you do number 3?

DB: Sorry, Noah.

4. Is number 4 single?

…you get the picture.

2. Make Hemp necklaces for the band

DB: Hey, guys, you want one? If you want, I could make it do that spinny thing… I’m fast, like ten minutes.

1. Clogging the Toilet

DB: I knew I should have flushed before whipping! Now I gotta stand here until the water goes down.

2 Comments

  • I can see him deciding to take a dump before the show, and then it’s a lot messier than he was hoping for so he wiped a lot. and then they had the shitty toilets that have no suction and it just started overflowing, and so he has to sit in there and try to locate a plunger, and then gets super desperate and just sticks his hand down there. then before you know it, it was an hour past when he should have been up.

  • noah’s like, “do you want me to fix that? ill do it, no problem dev…”


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