Trick or treat!!!21!!!!@@!@!! It’s not too early, ma’am… thanks for the fun sizes. Trick or treat!!! Yes, I’m a very scary vampire; just give me some candy. Trick or treat! Smarties? Ah come on, are you trying to piss me off? Whatever, it’s early; lots of houses still… Trick or treat!! Just one candy? One Jolly Rancher? And it’s apple… at least give me grape. Trick or tr–what? who cares what I am, just give me some candy. Trick or treat!!1!1 No, I’m not too old. I’m ten. Ten. Hey, you know what, fuck you too. Trick or treat… WHAT–IS–THAT… is that a homemade cookie? Do you really expect me to eat that? I’ll eat the smarties before I eat that thing. Trikrtreat. Thanks man, seriously, three snickers… I like you. Trick or treat. Mexican candy… Thanks? Trick or treat. suckers! HELL YES! Thanks, old lady. Trick or treat. DUDE! Regular size twix! Screw that fun size stuff. Thanks, guy wearing Blazers jersey. KNOCK KNOCK I know you’re there. Open the door. Your lights are on, open the door. Don’t give me that, we’re out of candy bs. Fine, I’ll be back later. Trick or treat. Yeah, I’m pretty scary I know…. Smarties again, damn it! This is getting ridiculous. Let’s to to another neighborhood.
This looks like a nice neighborhood. Trick or treat… Trick or treat… trick r treat… come on just two more blocks; it’s getting cold. trick or treat…tricktreat…trtreat…trick… trick.. treat… trtret… trt… ok, I’m done. Hey, anybody wanna trade me for this cookie? No? Fine. Ah man, I gotta get my mom to check for razors.
