October 14, 2007
This week, I’ve realized that…
- Palindromes are hard (if you want them to make sense).
- The Koran is dry (I have to read the whole thing for my Islamic Civilization history class).
- Almost 75% of the bands in AP have the word ‘Silent’ or ‘die’ in their name.
- Realized that most of the old guys in the Hannon Library are there to look at porn.
- Many Starbucks employees don’t know the meaning of Microfoam.
- In Greek Mythology, the idea of heaven and hell does not exist. Hades, the god of the underworld takes every soul that dies. Interesting, no?
- You can sell anything in Ashland if the word ‘Organic’ is in the title.
- I like the Rabbit.
October 7, 2007
- Wishes it was a size 8.
- Thinks it’s fat.
- Cuddles up to you when it’s cold.
- Sometimes smells like poop.
- Likes the color pink.
October 2, 2007
I’m sorry, guys. I feel like that friend who is mysteriously never in the courtyard anymore when lunch comes around. Don’t worry, I’ll still walk with you down to BK; I have a few more PC make-ups to do for Wolfram. That being said, I don’t really know what you guys want to read, so I’ll give you a few options (kinda like those goosebumps books where you could pick your own ending).
- Option 1: Penis. Penis! Penis?
- Option 2: Jesus ordering at Starbucks
- Option 3: Going Poddy
Yes, these are all serious options, just choose one!
**NEWS: Cocaine is in.**
September 26, 2007
School is busy, updates soon.
